hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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