Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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