can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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