did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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