using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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