You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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