It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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