so explain again why im purple
no
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He did a backflip because drugs
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