I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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