just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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