Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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