is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
