Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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