There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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