THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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