yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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