Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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