One girl and one boy is just not enough.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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