i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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