My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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