They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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