So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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