Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You've changed since you got that strap on
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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