what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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