that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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