his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Let's get the cat blown out
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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