butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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