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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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