I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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