lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
