just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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