$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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