Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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