These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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