She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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