doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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