he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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