Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So vagazzling was a success
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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