; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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