Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
is wine microwaveable?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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