Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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