dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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