Plan B is the new Plan A
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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