you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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