its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
being pregnant is like rehab
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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