I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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