awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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