Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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