her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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