I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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