so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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