these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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