Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Welp...herpes.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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