butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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