: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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